Backup Plans

1. Powerpoint consultant. The world needs all of these to be less awful. I am a champion of white-space and pith. It’s meant to be.

2. Join up with the Obama campaign.  Get paid to put off sleep and spend months obsessing over minutia I’ll spend months obsessing over anyway. Find Josh Lyman. Marry him. (This is not really a backup plan.)

3. Breakfast artisan. Saffron tofu scramble? Pistachio-encrusted French toast? Steel-cut oats with caramelized banana? Yes.

4. National Park Ranger. Live on a mountain in the Chisos or in a canyon in Utah. Apologize to that bear I chased that one time.

Backup Plans

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